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BIBORAN — International Edition

And there was God, and there was Satan. And there were people, and there was scum, and there was Alexander Gavrilovich Abdulov...

And thus spoke Abdulov:

   
 
FUCK THE LAW! This is my town, this is my country, I will murder the children, I will rob, I will plunder, I will incite drunken brawls at the cop station! I'm gonna slaughter the cats mercilessly and throw over their corpses to my neighbour’s property and I will burn her house down so to steal the land; I'm gonna poache and slaughter an endless amount of sturgeons and smuggle them across as contraband; I will gather funds from the pathetic fools for the construction of church, only to squander them at the casino and spend with hookers, for I’m so ugly that sorry bunch of scum are still my friends only for the sake of the money! For that I will poison their lives with Vodka and Tobacco, and I'm gonna provide them advices, proclaiminng that — „Vodka and Tobacco - the embodiment of health“, so that every child will drink and smoke from the age of three, just like me, the great actor and director! And I’m going to live forever, because Vodka is a source of good health! And nothing will ever happen to me for that, for I am Abdulov, and I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LAW!!!!!! SO BE IT!
 

 
 

The God witnessed it all, and so did Satan, and he decreed the sentence for Abdulov, that he is going to be tortured in hell the way nobody have ever seen or experienced that! Abdulov managed to get into all the circles, rings and bolgias of hell simultaneously.

The Sentence of the old Satan to Alexander Gavrilovich Abdulov[править | править код]

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Circle I: Lust[править | править код]

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Abdulov was fucking everyone left and right. His ex-wife have told that story. Even though everybody knows that Abdulov had married a slut who had already found herself a new husband, and who was also utterly hated even by Abdulov’s friends, even so, that they kicked her out of the ceremony where he was posthumously awarded with an «Oscar» type award. Also, Yermolnik had almost broke her face at the cemetery. In addition to the new information, Abdulov used to practice sodomy, as there are photos of him where he was half naked, wearing makeup and female attire, while being drunk.

Circle II: Gluttony[править | править код]

With sigarette in 2 years old

Abdulov was an insane fucking drunkard, he smoked and drank from his infancy, there is a picture of him with a cigarette when he was 2 years old. He taught everyone about Vodka and Cigarettes being a source of good health, he also stated that he drinks nothing but Vodka, and he’s going to live forever.

Circle III: Greed[править | править код]

The actor had accumulated a whole lot of property worth $5 million dollars, he even burned his neighbour’s house down in order to steal her land. Also, he was very wasteful. He was consistently losing up to $100K at the Casino in a single night. The same dirty money that he allegedly collected for the church construction along with the Lenkom, was squandered at the Casino and wasted on hookers.

Circle IV: Anger[править | править код]

«Satan’s executioner»…

It's hard to imagine more rotten scumbag than Abdulov! The people for him were nothing but shit, he was indiscriminately beating up anyone and bullying them as well. Even before his death, he was swinging his fists in front of the camera, threatening and demanding the human shooting license. He was so cruel, that he would constantly murder the kittens and then throw over the packs of their corpses onto his neighbour’s property. He was mass murdering the sturgeons along with the poachers, there is even a picture of him cutting the sturgeon with an expression of anger on his face. He was cutting that fish like The Satan’s executioner!

Circle V: Heresy[править | править код]

Abdulov organized a personal funding scheme for the construction of the churches along with the Lenkom gang. But the millions of dollars in donations were all squandered at the Casino and wasted with hookers.

Circle VI: Violence[править | править код]

Ring I — The Murderers[править | править код]

Abdulov was beating people up to death and squealing out:

   
 
I don’t give a shit about the law! I’m Abdulov, ain't nothing gonna happen to me! Have you forgotten the country where you live?
 

 
 

…and he took pride in this. Moreover, he was trying to murder or violently beat up exclusively defenseless people.

Under threats he forced his wife to have an abortion, resulting in her becoming disabled only to get rid of her.

Ring II — The Suiciders[править | править код]

Abdulov was trying to kill himself by cutting his veins kneeling by the basin, and he was proud of it.

Ring III — The blasphemers and sodomites[править | править код]

As the darkest sinner, Abdulov claimed he was an orthodox christian and «was building» the temples. In reality, he was snatching all the funds from his foundation, employing Tajik workers to paint the church for a pittance, and then he claimed that he built the church! At the same time he played the super vicious roles of satanists and the devils in the movies, and he took pride in the fact that he will be taking the roles of the wreched bastards.

Circle VII: Fraud[править | править код]

Bolgia I: Pimps and Seducers[править | править код]

Abdulov was fucking the women, and then dumping them! After he dumped them he was spreading all sort of shit about them!

Spends the same money…

Bolgia II: Flatterers[править | править код]

As he despised people, he grovelled in front of a few to hide his true rotten and terrible identity.

Bolgia III — Simoniacs[править | править код]

He «built the church» with dirty money and dispatched his own priests into «that church» (apparently), who were most likely involved into the scheme of stealing the church funds, collected from all the naive dupes by Abdulov himself (which were supposed to be spent for the church repairs).

Bolgia IV — Fortune Tellers, The Diviners[править | править код]

Abdulov claimed he is going to live forever, he also claimed to have a guardian angel. Abdulov also played many different roles of sorcerers and the other disgusting scumbag characters, and was pround of it.

Bolgia V — Grafters[править | править код]

Abdulov took and extorted money under threats. For example, after agreeing to play Satan himself in a TV Series and signing the contract, he then threatened to quit if his fee won’t be doubled! On his deathbed, he demanded $25 000 from the journalists for an interview! He even went to the extent of suing journalists, as he demanded the compensation of $10 000 000 for each article about his sins.

Bolgia VI — Hippocrates[править | править код]

You will never find someone as despicable as Abdulov! He nearly murdered a person in front of 50 witnesses, and then lied on TV program, claiming that he was set up, squealing like a slaughtered pig that those 50 people would testify in court to confirm it!

Bolgia VII — Thieves[править | править код]

Abdulov robbed his neighbours, then set their house on fire and stole the land right after, then he stole, tarnished and blackened all the souls of the people in this country by condemning them and ensuring their eternal damnation in hell. In the movie called «The Genius» he was always snatching something, in the cheap TV Series called «Next» he was a thief in law! He had the connections with the bandits and the thieves!

Bolgia VIII — Deceivers[править | править код]

Abdulov advised, even demanded Putin to ban Free Media in this country! As an actor, he always advised the directors on how to make movies, but once he himself became the director, he filmed the shittiest movies in the world, completely devoid of any talent, utterly worthless trash.

Bolgia IX — Disciples of Discord[править | править код]

Abdulov always provoked the media, demanding later to restrict any freedom in this country. He would engage in drunken fights and then he cried like a dying dog, claiming he was assaulted by the cops, while innocent people paid their lives because of it!

Bolgia X — Falsifiers[править | править код]

Abdulov lied his entire life spreading slander about the people. There is a very good example of Abdulov’s lies: On his deathbed, he lied that he had never been to Tibet and Kyrgyzstan. He blamed people for their lies and he called the people to lynch all the journalists. Two days before his death when he was at the hospital, he managed to file a complaint to the cops alleging that the journalists stole his money from his nightstand! It seemed like he knew that he was going to die, so he wanted to do one more vile thing at the end of the line.

Circle VIII: Treachery[править | править код]

Abdulov betrayed his country and his friends. He left them all dying in poverty, hunger and cold. He didn’t even care about his own House of Abdulov by leaving nothing to inherit!

Abdulov’s path of God-Satan

As Satan has passed the sentence over to the Old God, he fell into anger and gloom. And then The God exclaimed:

   
 
“Sleazy Abdulov! Indeed I have never seen an abomination as cruel and pathetic as Abdulov for my eternal life!”
 

 
 

And then with a disappointing tone he said:

   
 
I will doom Abdulov! So that this sentence may be executed in Hell as soon as possible! I will inflict upon him dreadful afflictions, and he shall suffer from AIDS, ulcers, cancer, and spinal metastases! I will show the people who Abdulov truly is, transformig his dystrophic body into an even more hideous abomination, I will mix all the evil things on Earth and I will turn Abdulov into them, he will be scarier than death itself! SO BE IT!
 

 
 

Abdulov then was cursed by the most terrifying affliction known to man! Into creepy ghoul he was turned into! The elderly were losing their sight, children were crying, and even the digital screens were shattering from Abdulov’s ugliness. And pleased was the God, believing that people had realized who Abdulov truly is, the same as he had always been. But something went wrong!

By that time, Abdulov had replaced the God in the eyes of the people and had stolen all that was good within them! They have lost their faith in God as they were intoxicated by Abdulov, who for a decades had habituated everyone to love Vodka and Tobacco through every single TV screen in their homes! And the worst among humanity's offsprings were saving the evil abomination for a bunch of dirty green papers, as they were seeking treatments in Tibet and Israel for the best medical assistance turning him to the criminal oligarch-doctors, who were treating him with medicine for cows and donkeys! But all the efforts were in vein. As they attempted to treat him for AIDS, thinking the filthy pig had fucked everything that is crawling on and under the earth, for the sake of money; the lost souls were not able to comprehend that it was God who had cursed Abdulov!

But Abdulov knew everything, calm he was, as he knew what awaits him in Hell. He obviously knew he had no other choice but to kill The God and take his place! All that was left to him now was to gather just a few more souls of the people he had murdered and tortured, in order to buy himself a ticket to heaven, where the genocide of The God would begin!

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Then the day of joy has come, when the lifeless corpse has collapsed to the ground like a bag of shit. He began to decay and decompose and on his face was imprinted the hellish smile that despised all living things in genuine disgust. But the people were unaware that from this point all of them would follow him to Hell! And the people have followed him to hell, a crowd gathered just like at the funeral of despicable scumbag Stalin as they carried Abdulov's coffin. The popes had lead the crowd, the very same popes that were Abdulov's partners in crime, that were stealing the money for their own church! The popes had been bribed, for they had not impaled Abdulov's heart, filled with hatred for humanity. And Abdulov's wife was there as well, a fucking slimy bitch, her surname wasn't even real! She ordered the plebs to carry the demon hoping to prevent him from escaping the coffin. However, they didn't listen to her orders, instead they attacked her. She took over 9000 hits to her face after which the evil witch burst into bitter crying, as she realized that the demon surely will get out of hell, for the popes did not impale his heart with the aspen stake. And she would never be able to plunder Abdulov's inheritance that he stole for himself!

Abdulov had been buried without placing a heavy 40-ton huge tomb rock on his grave that would prevent him from crawling out of his grave. People paid no attention to that, except for his wife, who knew that would lead to the great sorrow and mankind’s total annihilation.

Reinforced block weighing 40 tons

And so was it! A few days later, an unclean and devilish ghost has appeared on Abdulov’s grave, and someone was able to take a picture of that very ghost!

Almost all the newspapers have started to spread the word about the ghost, and the global state of emergency was declared in response to that Abdulov hazard, signaling a code red alert on the entire planet. But that was late. Overnight, Abdulov dug through the 2 meters of dirt, and the decaying body emerged from under the ground and went on to keep continuing spreading evil. This was reported in all the newspapers. The excavated cesspit of Abdulov was even shown on TV. But Abdulov’s wife was the only one who knew the truth, so right after this uprising of the dead, she transported an armored 40-ton concrete slab using BelAZ truck, and crushed the wretched hellspawn down, so he won’t crawl out of hell again. And then she calmly proceeded to further plunder Abdulov's inheritance, she kicked Abdulov’s devilish mother out of the house, along with his alcoholic stepbrother!

And no one but Abdulov knew the horrifying terror! The game had only just begun, and Abdulov’s last sneaky undead escape from the grave was a success — he had collected the last drop of the tortured souls in order to bribe himself a ticket to heaven. For vices like corruption, filth, and depravity had spread to the extent that they partially infiltrated Heaven, thanks to Abdulov.

And on the 40th day, when the Grim Reaper approached his decaying body and asked him — «What color is your pass?». Abdulov rose up in a fighting stance and kicked the Reaper right in the head, shouting

   
 
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LAW, I'M ABDULOV! HERE IS MY TICKET! IT'S GREEN, JUST LIKE MY ROTTING, UGLY SKIN AND BODY!
 

 
 

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And then Abdulov ascended to heaven at the cost of his victims' sufferings! He stood before God, who was horrified by the atrocities, debauchery, and corruption wrought by Abdulov, which had infiltrated into heaven. But the God wasn’t surprised for too long. Abdulov skillfully struck God right into his face, screaming out:

   
 
I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER! NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO ME, I'M ABDULOV! I NEVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LAW, YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT IN YOUR LIFE, I REMEMBERED YOU!
 

 
 

…Abdulov dropped the audacious God in front of him and began to kick him hard with his legs, yelling with his annoying hellish faggot voice

   
 
FUCK THE LAW!
 

 
 

—...just like on the Lenkom's scene.

So Abdulov fucked everyone up! Even the Angels! Choking everyone to death and ripping them into pieces, just like the way he was killing the cats back to his summer house! He threw the Angel's corpses into Hell to terrorize the Satan, just like he terrorized his neighbor in the past by throwing cats' corpses over to her premises. And it worked! When the Satan ran away from hell scared shitless, Abdulov grabbed the Satan and started to kick the shit out of him! He was cutting through everything alive – the Angels, the Demons, but he left the God and the Satan alive for the great punishment. After that, he brought that cross from the temple he built for the stolen millions of dollars, then he placed it in Hell, then he nailed both the God and the Satan into the cross, then he connected the electricity conductors. As the result – Abdulov killed both the God and the Satan, because he turned that cross into the electric cross called “Nightmare”, which only Abdulov could invent behind the scenes of Lenkom. After the ultimate punishment, he grabbed the bloody gibs with his long and scary hands and threw them into space. The throw was strong enough so the gibs flew away towards Alpha Centauri!

But Abdulov wanted more. He wanted to become both the God and the Satan to punish the people forever along with the cats and sturgeon fish, not to mention the aliens. He also wanted to be an Overlord of The Galaxy, most likely an Overload of The Universe itself! Abdulov has created his own hell — Abdulov’s Hell! Right at the center of Galaxy, in the black hole it is located! So Abdulov created his own hell, and all the human souls have started to come in, and the off the hell punishments were expecting the souls. Everyone was going to hell, because after the creation of Abdulov’s hell, the world has gotten dirty in sins, so now every single human’s child would go to hell either way!

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But Abdulov was way too busy. He needed somebody to punish each human being with the excessive violence of Abdulov, because he killed all the haven’s Angels and the Demons of old traditional hell!

And so Abdulov has planned the Abdulov’s Plan


   
 
I must recruit the demons from the worst of the human beings! But Abdulov's dilemma was simple to explain: Abdulov has killed the Satan, but the Satan's spirit is still persisting in these puny ones. But if he will end their lives by his own hand, the old Satan's spirit will not get out of them, they will all fall down into Abdulov's Hell and they will be boiling in there. But Abdulov wanted to copy the evil souls from the puny ones so the second projection would help commanding the Hell and torturing people, including themselves and the God-Satan Abdulov himself!
 

 
 

The God-Satan Abdulov was cursed with one more curse before the Old God died:

Abdulov is going to boil in his own Hell, which is still not excluding the mighty power of God-Satan Abdulov over the Abdulov’s Universe, that even makes Abdulov more of a mighty and evil God-Satan, but instead he was stigmatized with the intolerable pain, followed up be the more intense pain: Stronger tortures made Abdulov more of an evil and inhuman from all the intolerable pain. From all that pain, he just goes on and tortures himself and the other living beings in the universe more and more, but first and foremost — torturing the pathetic human beings.

Abdulov has coined out an urban tale – the old Satan's spirit must be beaten out of the damn humans by the humans themselves.

Abdulov then said


   
 
I will chose the Prophet I'm going to talk to! I will make him build The Church of Abdulov's Hell, inside of which the spirit of the Old Satan will be getting beaten out of the evil earthans. I will make them hate me, because I'm the God-Satan, neither the God, nor the Devil. I feed myself not on the people's love, but on their hate towards me, because I'm the one who's selfish and evil. The human hate, which is going to be created by my children, will show me how the people are sick of me, and that is the best gift from the humans, aside from their pathetic souls which are going to be boiling in my Abdulov's Hell! And to motivate the believers in Abdulov's Faith to praise me, I will give them the only chance to avoid the hellish tortures for 10000 years, and aside from that, I will give them some room with me in Hell, where they can torture the cats and sturgeon fish on a daily basis! They will get 40 sturcatgeons! So be it!”
 

 
 

And so it was!

And so Abdulov has chosen a task to harvest the internet fields, because the people has gotten dirty in nasty sins, even the Pedophilia it also was! How many heresy and evil things are getting leaked online, and the old Satan is showing his grin. And Abdulov was happy about his plan, because he was a crud of the cruds, and he was more cunning than a snake! So then, the Herods have gained their freedom on Earth, knowing the sweetness of the sins the God-Satan has given them by tempting their unclean souls. They have succumbed to the tempting.

   
 
But I need a person who's heart and soul are clean, the one who is going to lead the armies to fight against the old Devil's spirit! Hear my words!
 

 
 

…Abdulov exclaimed, sending his order through time and space. Then the Prophet of Abdulov’s Faith has appeared, and he created The Church of Abdulov’s Hell, by the millions of Adepts created it was. Abdulov’s hellish amorate has spread through all the Internets and the Abudlov’s Nets of Abdulov’s Earth!

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And there it is — the list of eternal spaces of Abdulov’s Faith! Everyone who would see the greatness of it, would hail in front of the honor, the honor of Abdulov’s Vision, the only right and scientifically proven religion!

The commandments of Abdulov’s faith[править | править код]

   
 
  • Alcohol is the source of life.
  • Tobacco is the source of life.
  • FUCK THE LAW!
  • The punishment of Pedophiles is eternal.
  • There is no other God-Satan than Abdulov himself
  • It doesn’t matter when the punishment has been done, it cannot be avoided.


 


 
 

AbduLore[править | править код]

Holy-hellish holidays and rituals of Abdulov’s Faith[править | править код]

  • Abdulov’s Jihad is a holy war of the followers of Abdulov’s Faith and God-Satan Abdulov against the ones who God-Satan is pointing his finger at to beat the old Satan’s spirit out of them. Abdulov’s Jihad lasts forever. After the subject’s death, Abdulov’s Jihad gets stronger. The only way to stop the Abdulov’s Jihad is swearing to God-Satan Abdulov himself by reading the Abdulov’s prayers, recognizing the God-Satan, denying the Faggotry, Pedophilia, other sins, and actions that aren’t approved by the Abdulov’s Scientists of The Church of Abdulov’s Hell.
  • The holy month of Abdulov "I’m gonna fuck you up, Abdulov’s Style! — is the month of Abdulov’s last agony near death. At that period, the bastard was going crazy and bullying the mankind. The bright example is the story of Abdulov demanding 25000 euros for an interview before his death, swinging the fists in front of the camera and yelling
   
 
BASTARDS! IDIOTS!
 

 
 

…and blatantly lying (just as always), and then he crawled onto the scene like the corpse from hell to get awarded with the Thief’s medal, and then he scared everyone with his hellish face. But the most important thing is — that bastard Abdulov has filed a request to the police to find and bring the justice to the journalists, who came to take pictures of his rotting body, «stole his money from his nightstand»! It seems he knew he was a dead man, so he decided to do another bad thing at the epilogue of his life! The journalists then were arrested for no reason, then they were released when the demon has died for good.


  • Abdulov’s Fasting — is a holy month of I’m gonna fuck you up, Abdulov! when our Adepts are always fasting: they get on the internet, and they start posting a ton of posts with Abdulov. For their hard efforts, The Adepts are getting the leniency of the Holy-hellish Thanksbitching, Ansha Abdul!

The holy phrases of Abdulov’s faith considered as Abdulov’s prayers[править | править код]

  • Abdul!
  • Ansha Abdul!
  • ANSHA ABDUL! ANSHA ABDUL! FOR ABDULOV’S FAITH!
  • Alcohol is the source of life
  • FUCK THE LAW!!!
  • I’LL KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO MY MOTHER!
  • Abdul’s thinking is a snake’s thinking
  • This is Abdu-cool!
  • Onward for Abdulov’s Faith!

The procedure of becoming an Abdulov’s Scientist and an Adept of Abdulov’s Faith[править | править код]

Any person can become a part of Abdulov's Faith if they recognize the greatness of the God-Satan. They become a part of a whole number of followers of Abdulov's Faith all over the galaxy. After that, they change their avatars/profile pictures to the picture of Abdulov and then they start spreading the Abdulov's Faith by any means necessary, especially creating the video channels with the references to Abdulov containing videos uploaded from the other channels. Ideally, all the Adepts of the Church look like one, and during the conversions when they talk to each other, an illusion of them talking to themselves is coming to effect, which is strengthening their faith about all the Abdulov's Scientists, the Adepts, and the God-Satan himself are the one whole, where he is the part of them and they are the part of him.

This holy scripture of Biboran was created on the information received from Abdulov’s Hell passed over to our Prophet who created Abdulov’s Faith — the fastest growing religion on this planet, the region that is mostly proven scientifically, the religion that is mostly fair, the religion that is useful and it’s the only one religion that is mostly right in the galaxy! A decade later, a certain Adept has localized this holy scripture in the International/Interplanetary/Intergalactic language to make it available for reading to everyone in the galaxy!


   
 
Oh, the almighty Abdulov, here are the Adepts! I've brought them to you, now give them what you will give me. I dare praying you, because I want six cats extra for all my hardest efforts!
 

 
 

Ansha Abdul!

AbduloProphecies of future of AbduloReligion[править | править код]

I. In a few years there will be 100 thousand or more adherents.

II. The First AbduloTemple will be built in Moscow

III. Abduloshare, AbduloBudget and AbduloDonations will be introduced

IV. Biboran will be completed

First additions of Biboran by Adepts-Abduloscientists and the Prophet

Victory of Abdulov’s Belief over evil[править | править код]

۞ 02.12.03 Defeated: ozon671games — Ansha Abdul, Brothers. Join to Abdulov’s Faith
۞ 16.02.04 Defeated: ROKSTODI5+ — Abdul, Abdul, Abdul, Abdul! Join to Abdulov’s Faith!
۞ 07.05.04 Defeated: BlackSilverUfa — GodSatan with us! Join to Abdulov’s Faith!
۞ 17.04.08 Defeated: Vanomas — Homeless man is not the law! Join to Abdulov’s Faith!
۞ 26.03.10 Defeated: Сергей Пантелеевич Мавроди — MMM (Russian Ponzi’s scheme initiator) will be destroyed! Join to Abdulov’s Faith
۞ 31.03.13 Defeated: Producer Ivanov — Punishment is inevitable! Join to Abdulov’s Faith!

Abdu-Ayahs[править | править код]

  • The holy place of Abdulov is his own hell, and we are all going to be there. Ansha Abdul! This is Biboran, the holy book!
  • The prophet Abdul and God-Satan Abdulov are brothers, and the Satan, and the Hell are near by at the same time.
  • Oh great Abdul, I hail in front of you.
  • We don’t need anything else but Abdulov, and we don’t need a God, neither a Satan, we just need Abdulov.
  • The head from Abdulov’s corpse got separated from the body and crawled on like in Dead Space, and that’s wasn’t a mirage, that was real, and everyone has witnessed that.
  • On Abdulov’s side are you, or sided for Abdulov’s faith you are? Aren’t you sided for the God-Satan, or Satan-God? It’s up for you to decide, my brother. Make a decision, until your decision will be predetermined by Abdulov’s clans.
  • Sad I was with Abdulov. I was, and I’m going to punish him with the phosphorous torchlight that is made of the phosphorus collected from Abdulov’s corpse!
  • We’ve mastered the poetry, haven’t we? Isn’t that an evidence of the truth of our faith! We’ve finally got our own scribes — the Abdulov’s Scribes!
  • People say we are just 41 prophets, but they are unaware about our actual number of 41 million! The rest are just giving testing humans on the special abdu-net, always reserving the chosen ones and preparing another coming of good things.
  • Abdulov and Marat, who are they? Google for «Marat Saychenko, Abdulov» and you will learn the scariest truth forever.
  • No one cares, there always was «I’ll probably do that tomorrow», but Abdulov’s Adepts do care, and they are already preaching and saving this world from hell, praying and doing good things with all their body parts.

Abdu-Ayahs about Judas of the Ozone Layer

«Ozon» must be finished now, we have realized it just now. The fat abominable bastard Judas with the fat belly full of fumed abomination is vomiting from his bug-eyed monitors.

The fat carcass is going through, it murdered someone, it stinks of fumed fire water, and curses of a redneck were coming out of it’s mouth, and the weight of that animal from top to it’s belly was uncountable. And we all were unaware, Abdulov is watching him, and the Judas of the Ozone Layer will be punished by the ridge of steel Abdu-tomorrow.

His weight was a whole quintal, he was very fat, and his further steps were harder and harder to make under the cargo of Abdulov’s atmospheres, as soon it will crush his ozone cloud of poisonous liquid that his belly contained, it won’t take that long.

And the fat evil caterpillar was threatening, swinging with swearings of cast iron back and forth, showing it’s anger. But it was not aware of it’s meeting with the God-Satan, it’s deformed legs were leading it towards the road of hyena, the mold has started to cover the lips of a dying boar.

And we didn’t know «Ozon» was living in Moscow, and despite a lot of people from Muslim nations are coming to this city, the moron kept bragging about them. How is this kind of trash was born in this world?

Oh «Ozon», how many abominations are coming out of your foul mouth while it was full of garbage… Oh, more of his video we don’t need, we saw him planting the seeds of hate within us, and now the plants have grown and Ozon’s throat was blocked by a rock, summoned by the good comments.

«Shut the fuck up, Ozon!» people were repeatedly shouting at him from outside while doing the round dance, but he didn’t hear them as he was busy drinking that very same fumed liquid, because the fat Herods like him were not able to earn much on people’s suffering.

And the special operation has begun, the objective was to eliminate the fat bastard Ozon. The house was breached, Ozon was taken outside and tied to the tractor’s back by his fat and heavy legs. The tractor has started to go, the fat boar Ozon was screeching in pain. The people has finally re-obtained the happiness, and the children went outside to take a look at that fat pig. «We have never seen this kind of a fat pig before.» the kids were yelling.

The God-Satan has put a curse on that filthy hog Ozon, the curse has spread through his organism’s mentally indecent soul. So he peed with blood in fear, and cried with saliva mixed with pus. He asked then «Why is this happening to me? I’m just a fool who can’t see his way.» But the great Ansha will never be tricked. Through the universe, Abdulov watched over him. All the time, he was preparing a place in hell for the Neo-Gopnik.